September 9, 2026 – Louisville, CO

Cara Rosellini is a stand up comedian, actor and writer who started her career in Los Angeles and continues to work in Seattle. Her dry style and sharp writing keeps a captive audience laughing…or at least curious. She was recently a semi-finalist in Washington’s Funniest Mammal Competition, has competed in the Seattle Comedy Competition and is a regular feature and recent headliner in Washington clubs such as Laugh’s and Club Comedy. Follow her on Instagram @cararosellini

Emily Holden has never met a stage she didn’t love or an audience member that didn’t become a friend. This past year included being a 2024 Ladies of Laughter finalist in NYC, performing at the West End Comedy Festival and featuring for Derrick Stroup. When not touring, you can find her in Atlanta at venues such as the Punchline, Alley Stage and Helium Comedy Club and producing her popular monthly show, Banjo Lounge, in Avondale Estates, Georgia. Her energy onstage is infectious, her potty mouth is remarkable and her take on motherhood and marriage will make young audiences go ahead and schedule that vasectomy. Follow her on Instagram @emilydholden

Lindsay Porter has performed at Zanies, The Laugh Factory, Comedy Bar, Don’t Tell Comedy, and The Comedy Shrine, and in line at Trader Joe’s. She can be seen at independently produced shows all over Chicagoland, including as a cast member of Menace to Sobriety, a standup show at The Lincoln Lodge with SNL alum Nora Dunn. She also performs regularly with the Bad Momz of Comedy (as seen on the Kelly Clarkson show). Follow her on Instagram @lindsay_porter